WARNING: If you are rude at a formal concert, expect to get a ticket. I’ve just finished Audience Police, an important public service. You can print tickets to give to people who do rude things, like:
* clapping within a set
* loudly unwrapping candies and cough drops
* neglecting to take their screaming children to the lobby
* using cell phones during the show
Are you ready to join the Audience Police force? Go to noisebox.net/audiencepolice and get started.