Me: Let’s see a straight, quiet line here.
Little Girl (in second grade): I work out every day, and I go to Karate.
I want to say: Are you threatening me?
Or: Big deal! I do Sudoku all the time.
Or: Why don’t you go out to the playground and practice some of those moves on one particular trouble-making classmate?
But I really say: That’s nice! We need a straight, quiet line.